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日曜日, 10月 14, 0019
L.A.P.D.
All right, all right! I will blog! Ugh! The voice in my head is driving me insane! I love blogging but I hate it at the same time, it's such a tedious job and I for one, don't like to vent off my grudges onto an inanimate object which functions on tiny 1's and 0's. I rather do it to the house dogs but they'd probably sense this evil mad karma and run away before I can catch them.

Sigh! Another weekend has gone by and I hardly did anything. How could I? I am basically your typical L.A.P.D. guy.

L is for Lazy
Is being lazy a sin? I can't remember what are the 7 deadly sins so would someone be kind enough to post the answer on the tagboard. I would Google it but I am too lazy to do it. =D

Seriously, as I grow older (here I go again, rambling about ageing, shoot me already!) I find myself becoming lazier and lazier to the brink of self-destruction. I blame it on the system. What system? I can't imagine how I can go on and on about this so I will save you readers from the endless torture. Sometimes, correction, I always think I am born to the wrong era. I can do so much more but the present has no mercy on my dreams. I felt discarded. Somewhat unneeded. Every time I tried to do something different, there has to be something that tore me down, stripped me off my dignity and left to fester by the roadside. Well, that's probably exaggerating but that paints the picture in a whole. I don't want to be lazy. I don't choose to be lazy. Laziness finds me first and there is nothing I can do about it. Save your preaching and craps about how my life is in my own hands, how I control my own destiny and other famous quotes you can find on the internet during your boredom. Really. Save it. I heard it all. I am not angry. Or bitter. I am just too lazy to listen.

A is for apathetic
American Heritage Dictionary defines:
NOUN: 1. Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.
Sound like me! Not that I care but yeah, in a nutshell, that's me. Apathy goes hand in hand with laziness. People label it as cold. I see it as freedom. I am free to be what I want to be. No worries, no extra luggage, no hassle. I have a theory though, if human beings were born to be apathetic, I reckon this world could be a much better place to live on.

P is for procrastinating
Umm, I think I will write about this next time. Or maybe next week. LOL! There are so many work left undone and I haven't been pushing myself to be productive. Sometimes I don't give a toss about anything (read A is for apathetic) so I don't want to make an effort to change things. I like the way it is now. Heck, I even procrastinated this blog from last week.

D is for digressing
I digress. A lot. I never seem to stick to the same topic. I don't take people's issues seriously at times. Make that all the times. I had enough. Let's talk about movie reviews!

Ratatouille - Cute animation, great storyline but highly unrealistic. What do you expect? A rodent to cook your meal? But it did make me want to go to Paris and try out the gourmets.

Resident Evil: Extinction - This movie should have done what the title says. To be extinct. A great disappointment. Not following the plot of the video game at all. 28 Days/Weeks Later would have easily creamed this movie.

I am bored and erratic. I think I will go lie down for a while.

I hate putting on sinjang. If I ever become someone with great power, I will abolish the wearing of sinjang! *Evil laughs*

Thank God tomorrow is a working day, I am dying of boredom at home and I am not keen to visit people this year. Too much work although the food is alluring. But that would be wrong of me to visit them just for the food so yeah, better stay at home and sleep.

It's raining season again?

I want a new mobile phone! N95 (8 GB) or SE W960? I was going to go for Nokia 6500 but it's too expensive and it doesn't have wi-fi function. I was going to go for a pocket PC or E90 but the price is just too much to bear. Well, N95 will just be the same but it's different. Don't argue unless you have a death wish. Xmas present!!!

I think my brain is melting. Need sleep. Ta ta!
4:47 午後 By Burt